The Forbidden Legend: Sex & Chopsticks 2008

It happened in the Sung Dynasty. Simon (Lam Wai Kin), a good for nothing womaniser, was handsome, well endowed and knew all about drugs which could intensify carnal pleasures. Once he was grown up, his father (Chui Siu Keung) commissioned a voluptuous harlot, Violetta (Kaera Uehara) to teach him the art of lovemaking. Henceforth, Simon embarked upon a life of womanising.

His first prey was the virgin nun Moon (Hikaru Wakana). One day, Simon was sick and sought shelter in Moon's nunnery. There, by exposing himself and arousing her curiosity and desire, he successfully seduced Moon and brought her home to be his wife.

However, Simon would be contented with just one woman. His next target was Lotus (Serina Hayakawa), whose fatal attraction was her pair of small feet. This excited the fetishistic Simon who decided to have her by hook or by crook. To his dismay, Lotus was already married to the ugly dwarf Wu Da-lang (Ng Chi Hung). Simon then decided to get rid of him...